My brother's dog looks like Gordon Ramsay.

This entry isn't much of a rant - it just had to be done.

Now I want you to imagine the dog (who’s name is Grievous) to be talking like Mr Ramsay.

“These biscuits are f*cking dry.. and tasteless. The meat.. it’s all f*cking.. cylindrical, like it’s from a can. The gravy tastes like it came from the f*cking cafeteria at the f*cking pound. All I ask for is traditional dog food, done well, for f*cks sake.”

More photos of Grievous are available on request. He looks more like Gordon every day.