Matthew McConaughey has no spine.

I have come to the conclusion after observing 3 DVD covers of Matthew McConaughey movies, that he was born without a spine and is unable to stand up by his own means. He either needs to be propped against an unsuspecting female or held in place with a rope or scarf.


I am unsure why he is unable to stand erect. Maybe his pecs are too heavy. Maybe the grease in his lovely locks is weighing him down.


Maybe he was born as a Merman and they have to photoshop pants and legs onto him.


Whatever it is - it's creepy and unsettling. And it's not a recent thing - did you know he was cast as the original "Twin" of Arnold Schwarzenegger but had to pull out of the movie because he was unhappy that they were making a mockery of his height? He thought he was being cast as the bigger twin. Turns out he's only 2 inches taller than officially being classified as a midget.


It's all true.